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1. My word neighbour can up to me and said, "you know the difference between a dead prostitute and a Rolls Royce?", I said, "no I don't", and he said, "well I don't have a Rolls Royce in my garage".

2. Whats a joke that will die tonight?

my life

3. why did steven hawking go to hell?

because the stairway to heaven wasn’t wheelchair accessible

4. Sequel of Oppenheimer released way earlier!

Its called 'Grave of the fireflies'....

5. What's similar between a grenade and a woman?

Once you take off the ring, she takes half of your house

6. So it is confirmed, that the illegal aliens coming into the US, are from Mexico

[News](https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/mexican-congress-holds-hearing-ufos-featuring-purported-alien-bodies-2023-09-13/)

7. Whats the difference between a white man and a black man?

Cannibals don’t eat monkeys.

8. How do you stop a Jewish rapist

Throw nickles at him

9. What is the difference between Straight Depression and Gay Depression?

How far up the barrel of the shotgun the bite marks are.

10. Yo mama so fat, you can fit more Earths in her than the sun

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